MAS ASTIG TO KESA KAY DUBHE =)))
1. What’s that? Do you hear that? Oh, it’s the sound of me not caring.
2. You think you’re good enough? Think again.
3. Ipinanganak ako para guluhin ang buhay mo!
4. What a coincidence. UGLY starts with U.
5. Ang ganda naman pala ng babaeng ipinalit mo sa akin. Mula ulo, mukhang paa!
6. Mabilis bang mabuntis ang mga bobo? Bakit ang dami niyo?
7. Malakas ka pala kumain. Halatang galing ka sa hirap.
8. When you see an ugly baby: ‘Magtanim na tayo ng maraming damo, dumadami na kasi ang mga mukhang kabayo.’
9. When an officemate called me fat: ‘Kaming matataba pwedeng pumayat. Eh kayong mga pangit?’
10. Siguro taga-Marikina ka. Mukha ka kasing takong!
11. From a former teacher: ‘I won’t pass you. I want to see you suffer.’
12. Karma’s a bitch, and so are you.
13. From Iisa Pa Lamang. Claudine to Angelica: ‘Gusto mo maglaro tayo? Agawan ng mana.’
14. Are you having a freak show that I’m not aware of?
15. One friend hardly drinks but eats tons of pulutan. She’s fat and not very pretty. During one inuman, we saw the plate of chicharon empty after just a few minutes. Another friend addressed her: ‘Huy! Bawal ‘yan, cannibalism!’
16.Overheard, a girl talking to another girl: ‘Shucks! It’s so hard to be pretty noh? Ay sorry, you wouldn’t know nga pala.’
17.‘Pag tinititigan kita, naniniwala na ako na ang tao ay galing sa unggoy.
18. ‘Wag kang mag-alala. Malapit ng mawala sa uso ang skinny jeans.
19.Everyone’s entitled to be stupid, but you’re abusing the privilege!
20. Mabuti ka pa, mayaman ako. Samantalang ako, mahirap ka. Anong palagay mo sa akin, tanga ka?
21. From Iisa Pa Lamang. Claudine: ‘Gusto ko pagpasok ko, ipagtitimpla mo ako kagad ng kape. Yung dark, very dark. Kasing pait ng buhay na ipatitikim ko sa’yo!’
22. Whatever look you were aiming for, you missed.
23. Kailangan na natin ng bagong biktima. Hindi na humihingi ng awa ang isang tao.
24. From Iisa Pa Lamang. Cherry Pie Picache after she lost her fortune: ‘Ganito pala ang feeling ng hampaslupa! Kaloka!’
25. Giniginaw ako! Magsunog ng alipin!
- Ysa
- Las Piñas City, Metro Manila, Philippines
- Not your ordinary girl. She prefered to be different and make you go her way. A lazy brat who wants nothing more than nibbling. She has the biggest smile which is free for everybody. Living her past-faced life, but still aware of what she's missing. Loves her friends, family and God the most and would fight for them till the end. And lastly, life for her is just a piece of cake. :)